*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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how to get laid
1. find a couch
2. lay on it
3. i’m so lonely

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Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

I also feel this way about boys

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